All you need to do is convince your lawyer that you have never sinned in thought, word, or deed. After that the judge and everyone else will be convinced that you are innocent, no matter what you have been accused of.
Therefore, I propose three simple steps when you want to lie to that "public pretender."
First, argue with everything the lawyer tells you. That way you will convince her how wise you are and the judge will agree with everything you say. After all, you know more than she knows anyway.
Next, make sure to mumble in the lawyer's ear all the time that the judge and the witnesses are talking. That way she won't be able to hear anything they said. And besides nobody wanted to hear what they said anyway.
And most important of all, make sure that your star witness has more felonies than you. That way the judge and the prosecutor, and everyone else will believe that you look like a saint beside him.
